Clean family Jokes Archive

Browse or search our clean joke archive which contains many clean funny jokes about parents, grandparents, siblings, and other family members and relatives. Read all about the funny things that happen at home with moms and dads, brothers and sisters, and other members of the family.

Things to Think About

  1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
  2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
  3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
  4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

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